The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

NC opens with a cooking segment, sharing how he makes smashed potato cakes while critiquing Disney and the idea of enchantment, connecting storytelling and entertainment to his concerns about spiritual influence and cultural values. In the next extended section Neoborn discusses losing the ability to enjoy ordinary pleasures, the effects of habitual anger and distraction, and the importance of honesty, meaningful goals, and choice over one’s time. He then connects personal freedom to the larger systems he questions, discussing wildfires, smart-city plans, data centers, surveillance, transhumanism, eugenics, and the expansion of subscription-based products and services. NC emphasizes returning to practical ways of living with greater independence: building community, knowing local providers, sharing knowledge, repairing useful items, and keeping physical books and tools. He also discusses a recalled baby sleep product and access to medical care. pMad, the Irish correspondent returns. Later, NC recounts the history of Saint Bernard rescue dogs and reflects on privacy, family, education, and resilience.

Key takeaways

• A good life needs both everyday enjoyment and meaningful goals; neither distraction nor merely getting through the day is enough.
• People have less freedom when necessity and others’ demands leave them little control over how they spend their time.
• Community strengthens independence by making it possible to share practical knowledge, resources, and support.
• Repairing useful items and preserving books, tools, and physical resources reduces reliance on constant replacement.
• Choosing what to buy, maintain, and share affects how dependent people become on products and services controlled by others.
• Habitual anger, doomscrolling, and screen dependence can displace direct experience, relationships, and simple pleasures.
• Irish storytelling and seasonal customs preserve cultural memory and a connection between generations.
• Protecting children and other vulnerable people is a basic responsibility of families and society.

Chapters

00:00:10 — Cooking smashed potatoes; food choices lead into Disney, enchantment, and cultural influence

00:09:51 — Music segment

00:12:00 — Enjoyment, anger, self-honesty, personal freedom, and control over one’s time

00:22:12 — Music segment

00:25:20 — Wildfires, smart-city plans, directed-energy weapon claims, data centers, and corporate power

00:35:43 — Community, mutual support, and spiritual attunement

00:38:42 — Music segment

00:41:51 — Anagrams and Peter Thiel lead into transhumanism, surveillance, eugenics, and consumerism

00:52:19 — Music segment

00:55:31 — Chamomile tea, a recalled baby sleep product, and children’s safety

01:03:10 — pMad on Irish storytelling, seasonal traditions, and cultural heritage

01:05:09 — Music segment

01:08:05 — Brain chips and subscriptions lead into medical care, corporate concentration, repair, and self-reliance

01:28:03 — Music segment

01:31:18 — Saint Bernard dogs, mountain rescue, and the monks’ tradition of helping travelers

01:38:52 — Music segment

01:42:00 — The “dead internet,” community, and commentary on society, family, privacy, and education

01:53:44 — Closing reflections and encouragement

01:54:44 — Closing music

Sound bites

“We all need to have big things in our lives.”

“Freedom starts when you can decide what you can do with your own time.”

“If you can’t enjoy the fresh wind and rain on your face, you have a problem.”

“What nobody can take away from you is your bond, is your relationship, connection to your community.”

“Why do you want to destroy the planet when you can fix it?”

“Being rich means you have real food, real water, real air, real soil and most importantly real people around you.”

Keywords

enchantment and media; local food and farmers; consumerism; subscription economy; planned obsolescence;self-reliance; digital surveillance; transhumanism; eugenics; Irish seasonal traditions; Saint Bernard rescue dogs

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman examines the truth behind the US strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh, the Good Tree school in Minab, southern Iran. This is the breaking file: an AI targeting system on outdated intelligence, the military industrial complex that put that software in the chair, and a UN finding of reasonable grounds for war crimes Washington will not sit for. He will not give the country away and he will not hang a soldier for a program. He stays with who decided, and with the fact that the same stack already points inland.

Key Takeaways

• The Good Tree school in Minab was struck. The official line is contradicted reality: an AI targeting on outdated intelligence.
• The military industrial complex paid for the software that bombed children.
• A UN investigation found reasonable grounds that Minab and a second US attack that day were war crimes.
• The program does not show the mistake until it is late, even then, leaders will hide facts.
• What was done there can be done inside America.

Sound Bites

• “It was not the military, it was not people. It was the AI.”
• “And it's very challenging not to go deeper into what happened in Gaza with the 20,000 children.”
• “There are no soldiers who would ever hurt children, that’s for sure.”
• “Never ever allow non-human components decide for you.”
• “The only trust would be truth.”
• “Who should decide over children’s life?”
• “We, humans, will always be better than non-humans and their machines.”

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Keywords: The Good Tree, Shajareh Tayyebeh, Minab, Iran, 28 February 2026, US strike, AI targeting, 123 children, military industrial complex, The Neoborn Caveman Show

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman opens on a quarter century after 9/11. He starts on the city of New York knowing the air was toxic, asbestos in the dust, the cancer rate jumping, and officials at that time calling lower Manhattan safe so as not to create panic. From there NC looks at Building 7 announced on the BBC while the tower was still standing, at Oklahoma and the events that came before, and at a country that became the most surveilled on earth, the land of the free turned land of the fee and fines. After that Neoborn talks about 9/11 left out of the classroom, about walking Ground Zero, and about stopping work and the shops when children are hurt. Later he welcomes William Dough of Goodbru, because on this show sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind. They stay on the food system that leaves a person able to think only of being sick, on parents against a school built for obedience, on reflux handled with proton pump inhibitors, on a scoop of inulin and Bacillus coagulans you can stir into coffee, and on GMO microbes already being written as the next layer. He closes on body, mind, and spirit as one piece, and on America still able to realign if the people in it are well enough to do it.

Music guests: Inoxidables

00:00:00 Remembered for... Twenty-Five Years After 9/11

00:27:49 Inoxidables

00:31:17 William Dough, Goodbru, and the Gut-Brain Question

Key Takeaways

• The city of New York knew the air after 9/11 was toxic. Asbestos was in the dust. Cancer rates jumped.
• The BBC called Building 7 before it came down.
• 9/11 did not stand alone. The most surveilled country on earth was built in the back of it.
• Land of the free is land of the fee and fines.
• Schools do not teach 9/11. Families still can.
• Hurting children is worse than cancer.
• Sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind.
• A sick person thinks only of being sick.
• Homeschool, books, and neighbors still sit with the parent. The public school still trains obedience.
• Goodbru is a functional food: organic inulin plus a natural Bacillus coagulans spore that survives heat.
• Proton pump inhibitors do not cure reflux.
• Ten to twenty percent of Americans live with chronic constipation.
• GMO probiotics are already being written as the next layer.
• A healthier society is a less violent society.

Sound Bites

• “You remember where you were? I do. I did not pilot a plane, of course.”
• “It was never about 72 virgins. It was about 72 raisins.”
• “Do you remember SNAP? I got the power!”
• “What if the state of our gut is actually shaping the state of our culture?”
• “When you get sick, basically the only thing you think about is being sick.”
• “Your gut microbiome is more unique than your thumbprint.”
• “Don’t give ideas to these globalists who will check.”
• “Isn’t it ridiculous that that is something to heal the world, give a fighting chance for people, and then, no, you can’t get it because we say so?”
• “Being the healthier society is going to be a less violent society.”
• “EU is the new Soviet Union.”

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Keywords: Remembered for..., 9/11, Ground Zero, Building 7, New York, asbestos, surveillance, land of the fee and fines, sovereignty, William Dough, Goodbru, gut-brain, food system, Bacillus coagulans, proton pump inhibitors, GMO probiotics, Inoxidables, The Neoborn Caveman Show

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman opens The Message, first of the series, more serious than his usual. He starts on the scare sold as something about to arrive, and on the older fact that the order never left — same players, rebranded, not the politicians out front. From there NC looks at a world that will not pass for Heaven and has no almost-Heaven in between, and at joy, family, and nature as evidence the place was meant to be whole. After that Neoborn turns to history put under and to the inaction that leaves people with no roots, which is the condition the ruthless need. He closes on responsibility already in our hands and unused, and finally on the only person who can change the life they are in: choose love, and love is an action.

Key Takeaways

• The new world order is the old world order. Nothing new is arriving.
• Ruthless can rule the rootless.
• What still works here is treated as proof Heaven was meant to be the place itself.
• Nobody else is responsible for you. Choose love, and love is an action.

Sound Bites

• “There is no new world order, not NWO, nothing is coming.”
• “It’s been here all along, rebranded, refined, repurposed.”
• “There is no ‘almost heaven.’”
• “Ruthless can rule the rootless.”
• “We have all the cookbooks.”
• “Question is, are you still the same?”
• “Choose love, and love is an action.”

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Keywords: The New Old World Order, The Message 01, The Message, Neoborn Caveman, old world order, rootless, Heaven, responsibility, love is an action

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman is back with the untamed, unedited live radio show — marble-mouthed, vivid, nothing planned. He starts on America founded as a republic by the people for the people, and on how little of the official story still stands. From there NC looks at a UK car park where cash is banned, only the app still counts, and the fine is what you get for showing up with money and a working phone — sovereignty taken one payment at a time. After that Neoborn turns to Chinese cabbage dipped in formaldehyde and sold in Australia, but fear not, he offers a solution anyone can do to stay healthier. Later he takes the Havasupai trail in Arizona, a mother slashed after asking for directions. NC then investigates Network for Hope in Kentucky, the organ outfit HHS began decertifying under RFK Jr. after procurement started while patients still showed signs of life. He closes on the 1980s Pizza Hut revival and the real reasons people are driving back to those rooms, and finally on schools that spent three trillion and left three in ten proficient, and on heaven starting from within.

Music guests: Big Sexy, Carlyle, Inoxidables, Van Hechter

00:00:00 On This Day Today - (no freedom yet)

00:06:06 Big Sexy: Hiding in Romeo

00:09:46 Fined for Not Having the App

00:18:28 Carlyle: Without the Weed

00:21:51 Formaldehyde Cabbage and Eating Where You Live

00:30:14 Inoxidables: Sirena

00:33:59 Wash Your Fruit and Veggies: Pesticides, Glyphosate, and Bayer

00:44:00 Neoborn Caveman: Counterfeit Love

00:46:28 A Hike, a Knife, Tolerating Crime

00:56:08 Van Hechter: Boy Problems

01:00:20 Organ Harvesting Comes Home: Network for Hope

01:06:57 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Name

01:10:17 Retro Pizza Hut, Hollowed-Out Schools, and Heaven Within

01:23:05 Neoborn Caveman: Final Show

Key Takeaways

• America was founded as a republic by the people for the people. The rest of that sentence is the part he tells you to add yourself.
• Cash banned at the gate is not a parking story. It is sovereignty taken one payment at a time.
• Wash produce. Tap water takes some of the spray off. Baking soda or vinegar takes more. Do not soak strawberries.
• Glyphosate showed up in most of the urine samples he cited. IARC called it carcinogenic. Bayer, which once sold heroin as cough syrup, still defends the spray.
• A mother was slashed in the neck on the Havasupai trail after asking a stranger for directions. Tolerating that is accepting the next one.
• Network for Hope began procurement while patients still showed signs of life. HHS started decertification under RFK Jr.
• Retro Pizza Hut rooms are filling again.

Sound Bites

• “Shouldn’t we have, I don’t know, an American Republic instead of the American Empire?”
• “We absolutely know nothing about anything. Or we know nothing about everything. Or we know everything about nothing.”
• “How can we be satirical when we live already in hell?”
• “Smartphones are tracking devices, so only dumb people use smartphones.” “Hey, I am dumb, are you?”
• “For a glass of water you have to have an app. To wipe your buttocks you have to have an app.”
• “So kids, what a book is? It’s a phone you could open, okay?”
• “We should have a constitutional right for cash.”
• “You won’t live longer if you embalm your body from within.”
• “The same company that invented the synthetic cocaine called, ready, steady go, heroin.”
• “Tolerating crime is idiocy.”
• “Not overrun by… we can’t say this in the show.”
• “GET THE FORK OUT OF OUR LIVES!”
• “Sex is better if you do at home, not at Pizza Hut.”
• “We are humans for heaven’s sake. Not for hell, but heaven.”
• “Heaven starts from within.”
• “The new old world order can’t take away unless you give it up, voluntarily.”

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Keywords: Overrun by Life, republic, cash, parking app, digital control grid, formaldehyde cabbage, wash produce, glyphosate, Bayer, Havasupai, Network for Hope, organ harvesting, RFK Jr., Pizza Hut, Rockefeller education, heaven starts from within

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.